Not Bored in New York » lies http://granger.wordpress.com Excerpts from livelier moments of my life in New York. Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:01:43 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/f775bffe686c16e8a511dd16be956160?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Not Bored in New York » lies http://granger.wordpress.com everyone should listen to this: http://granger.wordpress.com/2006/08/15/everyone-should-listen-to-this/ http://granger.wordpress.com/2006/08/15/everyone-should-listen-to-this/#comments Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:14:49 +0000 granger https://granger.wordpress.com/2006/08/15/everyone-should-listen-to-this/ ]]>

Killer Mike is ill

Today while I was walking around I saw two men arguing. When I got closer I realized that it was actually two giant dutch master cigars that were on fire in a cloud of smoke. Some hip hop guys came screeching up in a black cargo van with no windows and kidnapped those giant cigars. This city is pretty wild.

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The moon is made of cheese

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Ally McBeal just moved into my apartment.

Also, I have a plan for how you and I can get rich. We just need to get sticks of dynamite and forge Ernest Shackleton’s signature on them. It’s so dada–fuck it’s post-dada!

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Just now, while I was in the shower, a boa constricter came up out of the drain. I just kept bathing and it creeepd out through the toilet.

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