everyone should listen to this:
August 15, 2006 at 04:14 | Posted in lies, new york, Uncategorized | Leave a commentToday while I was walking around I saw two men arguing. When I got closer I realized that it was actually two giant dutch master cigars that were on fire in a cloud of smoke. Some hip hop guys came screeching up in a black cargo van with no windows and kidnapped those giant cigars. This city is pretty wild.
Meet me in the trap:
August 11, 2006 at 06:01 | Posted in lies | Leave a commentThe moon is made of cheese
Seriously though…
August 10, 2006 at 22:39 | Posted in lies | Leave a commentAlly McBeal just moved into my apartment.
Also, I have a plan for how you and I can get rich. We just need to get sticks of dynamite and forge Ernest Shackleton’s signature on them. It’s so dada–fuck it’s post-dada!
Whoa…
August 9, 2006 at 03:41 | Posted in lies | Leave a commentJust now, while I was in the shower, a boa constricter came up out of the drain. I just kept bathing and it creeepd out through the toilet.
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